BOY MEETS WORLD

AND NOT THE CRAPPY HEARTWARMING SHIT THAT WAS THE FIRST HALF OF THE SERIES

IM TALKING THE COLLEGE TIMES, ALL THE FARCE AND NONE OF THE MORALS

also eric matthews i still want you to have my babies

's icons.

I've always liked his icons but I never used them so I was just flipping through them and TAADAA! there was little lady hazmat in cute icon form. It was like christmas.

Are you kidding me? Admirable qualities don't attract me to friends - amusing qualities. I suppose their valor as people could serve to strengthen and secure a friendship. I've had a majority of friends with loose morals, a lack of responsibility and zero empathy. Self centered, self serving assholes, the lot of them. Alright, not the lot of them. ( Read more... )

I would perhaps name her Isabella Mathilde and enlist the village to help me raise her. I wouldn't subject the poor thing to foster homes or any such horror.

I would accept her fully no matter her color or ethnicity (even though I suppose I'd be left to guess about what those might be)

I was horribly murdered. My mangled body was hung up from the ceiling and a puddle of blood formed under my feets. My parents walked into the house and smelled the smell of a rotting corpse (because my body had the uncanny ability to decompose and produce gross smells withing 30 minutes of dying) and then slipped on the puddle. Needless to say they ( Read more... )

 My iPod Video! It's really the only thing I've had stolen from me that I can recall. I got it  september before last on my 16th birthday instead of car cause, duh, I don't drive. It was niiiicceee and shiny and black and the most GB that were available at that point.

So mom was giving me a ride to work (back way when I was working at Torrid) which ( Read more... )

It was a while ago and it was a rather sad one to be sure. I realized that I once I leave home... I've left home. :( I'm very much attached to my family - it's like they're related to me. It seems odd to me to consider what the house would be like without me. What a shift in the politics, you know? If I were Alia I'd probably be worried about how ( Read more... )

I would cook for Stephen Colbert.  I would seduce him with a wonderful meal.. I guess I shouldn't make it something that wouldn't leave us with garlicy breath. And nothing that would stay heavily on our stomachs. So no chili. Probably some odd mishmash that is endearingly badly made but good enough to eat.

and then we'd have sex.